Integration and Keeping Cocoa Puffs with Milk

Let me start this by saying I don't give a fuck who shits next to me. That being said, it can be implied that I enjoy diversity. 

Here are two fun facts: 

1 The least diverse areas of our country tend to be the most republican. 

2 The least dense areas of our country tend to be the most republican. 

Now I would never say "all republicans are ignorant, white people who never met no body but other ignorant white people" BUT the statistics seem to reverberate toward that direction. 

I mean think about it. You can't be expected to understand all people until you expose yourself to all people. For ejemplo, I don't know how I would feel about Muslims if I've never met them. Wait, scratch that. It is precisely my own experience as a minority that has taught me that all Negroes aren't the same. Are all white people the same? Are all movies the same? Are all countries and landscapes the same? Of course not. But it's this combination of ignorance of others and lack of perspective that has created this seemingly racist Republican Party. 

In all honesty, Republicans gotta look into their own hearts and ask themselves how they've come to be the party of modern-day Nazis. 

I mean it's okay to share certain attributes with white extremists: like eating food, breathing, using two feet to walk. But at what point does the Venn diagram place you in their circle.   

As a liberal, I feel like I have a better grasp of reality. I know integration is not a privilege but a requirement for success. I love what white people have done with rock & roll (originally black) the same way I love how blacks have transformed baseball, basketball, and football (originally white). I love the personification of integration, I.e. Bruno Mars (he is literally the world). I mean I'm just so full of acceptance and love. It's cray! #BringBackCray

America has to be this place where gay-republicans-who-hate-religion can argue against Catholic-liberals-for-privatized-prisons about foreign policy. We're almost at the point where republican equates to bigot and democrat equates to unamerican. And the last thing we want is to sip milk while eating cereal.  

That level of segregation is just silly. Btw, go see Get Out! 100% on Rotten Tomatoes!!!!!!

The President We Deserve

Did you hate Barry that much?  

Did you hate Michelle that much? 

Or was it Hilary you couldn't stand?  

…Not gonna lie… at least that I get…

But that couldn’t have been enough…It was probably the whole gay marriage thing. Or the transgender bathroom thing. That got to be it. Or at least some combination of those.

Cause honestly, it makes no sense why we are here. He DOES NOT care about you. Jesus, he barely cares about himself. He just wants him to love him #KanyeSyndrome #RelationshipGoals. I mean, America you have shown that you really care about who shits next to you… congratulations. Now, you get to lose your ACA benefits (oh btw, Affordable Care Act = Obamacare), your education (Devos the Devil), the environment (Will the EPA have a future?), and God knows what else. We have to take all those L’s, just so you can control who shits next to you. Negotiate much? 

Okay, okay. Let’s reel this back.

If you didn’t already know by now, a Trump presidency is essentially voting against your best interests. #FunFactPeople We, as a whole, are known to ignore logic for something that feels right. We tend to forget about our best interests for things like comfort, ease, and all those other warm, fuzzy feelings. Like skipping homework and watching Netflix. Or adding sugar to your coffee when your mother died of diabetes. Or watching porn on your work computer. Yes these are all stupid and wrong, but they FEEL so right. 

To be honest, I get it mostly. You fear the irrational. You fear change. Although it is way too late, but Dems wouldn't have let a Hilary presidency look like forced pooping in transgender bathrooms while attending Muslim services after volunteering to cater an interracial, gay marriage. Albeit irrelevant and a hell of a tangent, the main point is people FELT like it was. So they voted for a choice that felt right, despite all logic. Sooo, #LessonLearned!

Okay, okay, in the future, let's try this out! The next time you see a D-rating at a taco restaurant, I want you to say Self…yeah… How sure are we that this isn’t rat…Umm about 20% sure… Oh okay. I’ll take the ratatouille special.

At the end of the day, if you're not being logical, you might as well have voted for Trump.

Now I am going to listen to Elle Varner…