Wednesday, February 1, 2017

The President We Deserve

Did you hate Barry that much?  


Did you hate Michelle that much? 



Or was it Hilary you couldn't stand?  



…Not gonna lie… at least that I get…

But that couldn’t have been enough…It was probably the whole gay marriage thing. Or the transgender bathroom thing. That got to be it. Or at least some combination of those.

Cause honestly, it makes no sense why we are here. He DOES NOT care about you. Jesus, he barely cares about himself. He just wants him to love him #KanyeSyndrome #RelationshipGoals. I mean, America you have shown that you really care about who shits next to you… congratulations. Now, you get to lose your ACA benefits (oh btw, Affordable Care Act = Obamacare), your education (Devos the Devil), the environment (Will the EPA have a future?), and God knows what else. We have to take all those L’s, just so you can control who shits next to you. Negotiate much? 
Okay, okay. Let’s reel this back.
If you didn’t already know by now, a Trump presidency is essentially voting against your best interests. #FunFactPeople We, as a whole, are known to ignore logic for something that feels right. We tend to forget about our best interests for things like comfort, ease, and all those other warm, fuzzy feelings. Like skipping homework and watching Netflix. Or adding sugar to your coffee when your mother died of diabetes. Or watching porn on your work computer. Yes these are all stupid and wrong, but they FEEL so right. 
To be honest, I get it mostly. You fear the irrational. You fear change. Although it is way too late, but Dems wouldn't have let a Hilary presidency look like forced pooping in transgender bathrooms while attending Muslim services after volunteering to cater an interracial, gay marriage. Albeit irrelevant and a hell of a tangent, the main point is people FELT like it was. So they voted for a choice that felt right, despite all logic. Sooo, #LessonLearned!

Okay, okay, in the future, let's try this out! The next time you see a D-rating at a taco restaurant, I want you to say Self…yeah… How sure are we that this isn’t rat…Umm about 20% sure… Oh okay. I’ll take the ratatouille special.
At the end of the day, if you're not being logical, you might as well have voted for Trump.
Now I am going to listen to Elle Varner…