So, a friend from work, by the name of Christopher Culbert (no relation to the Stephen Colbert of the #ColbertReport. Trust me, I have already asked like a thousand times), told me something that was nothing short of mind-blowing.
To paraphrase, Snow White is a cunt whose fairy-tale's purpose is to shit on any ethnicity with color. So yes, if your native land receives sun, this includes you. Whether your skin be olive, yellow, brown, tan, or black, a drop of color puts you at the bottom of the barrel.
To give a simple overview of Snow White, the childhood tale that we all have grown up to love, it is essentially a tale about a fair queen who wants to be the fairest one of all. She gets jealous of anyone who is more fair than her. At one point, midgets get involved (I am sure just for diversity) and then the queen dies. End of story. #Tragic
Secret Lesson Learned:fair does NOT equate to beauty.
As I mistakenly wrote in my previous blog, Charlize Theron isn’t looking to kill all the pretty bitches in her #thronedom so that she can be deemed attractive by default. No! She just wants to be the most pale female. So my bad! I'm sorry. I apologize K-Stew. The director chose the correct pale-face to fulfill the Cinderella prophecy. The pale queen who wants to be the palest broad in the kingdom can’t because a damn-near-vampire-chick stepped into her territory. And so on and so forth.
As I mistakenly wrote in my previous blog, Charlize Theron isn’t looking to kill all the pretty bitches in her #thronedom so that she can be deemed attractive by default. No! She just wants to be the most pale female. So my bad! I'm sorry. I apologize K-Stew. The director chose the correct pale-face to fulfill the Cinderella prophecy. The pale queen who wants to be the palest broad in the kingdom can’t because a damn-near-vampire-chick stepped into her territory. And so on and so forth.
And then I began to consider, how many people made the same mistake I did? I was obviously brainwashed to believe pale and beauty were the same thing. This seemingly-innocent tale, with the 2 albino females fighting over who is whiter, is about much more than finding the man of your dreams. The theme of Snow White is to shame the working class. Clearly, if you are pale, you don’t get out much. Therefore, if you are a worker, aka a laborer, aka a blue-collar-average-day-Joe, aka a non-royalty member, then you will most likely come across a couple of sun rays in your day.
And that my dear friends is a mind-blowing week I had of hating Snow White.
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