In celebration of World Turtle Day, I acknowledge my Terrapin Alma Mater. That truly has nothingto do with this blog. So yeah, I just began with a tangent.
Anyway, recently, the songbird of the name Gaga Lady has remixed the lyrics of the occasional, unoriginal, essentially boring rapper Kendrick Lamar. You can hear him on such trashy songs like Hood Gone Love It, Fuckin’ Problems, and the remix to Black Lip Bastard.
Note: You can tell from his discography what kind of trashy, ratchet, often incompetent rapper he is. I mean, the man rarely puts together lyrics that inspire thought. And I say rarely with extreme emphasis.
Note: You can tell from his discography what kind of trashy, ratchet, often incompetent rapper he is. I mean, the man rarely puts together lyrics that inspire thought. And I say rarely with extreme emphasis.
To better prepare ya’all for the wreckage that is Mr. Lamar’s words, I have broken down the lyrics to a song, Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe, from his premiere album:
Look inside my soul and you can find gold and maybe get rich
Look inside of your soul and you can find out it never exist
He is saying that he is obsessed with money and jewelry. And that people who aren’t obsessed with this concept have no soul. I mean, what a jerk! I tend to have a soul based on true wealth, which we all know is generosity, sincerity, and humor. #TakeThat
Look inside of your soul and you can find out it never exist
He is saying that he is obsessed with money and jewelry. And that people who aren’t obsessed with this concept have no soul. I mean, what a jerk! I tend to have a soul based on true wealth, which we all know is generosity, sincerity, and humor. #TakeThat
I can feel the changes
I can feel a new life
Change, as explained in Saturday morning cartoons, is the science fiction action of transformation. Senor Kendrick is saying he can feel a new life within his science fiction. Umm, can you say pothead?
I can feel a new life
Change, as explained in Saturday morning cartoons, is the science fiction action of transformation. Senor Kendrick is saying he can feel a new life within his science fiction. Umm, can you say pothead?
I always knew life can be dangerous
Now, he is saying Transformers are dangerous. Well, no shit Sherlock.
Now, he is saying Transformers are dangerous. Well, no shit Sherlock.
I can say that I like a challenge and you tell me it's painless
You don't know what pain is
Challenge, as used in this context, is synonymous with duel. Now, this “genius” wants us to believe he likes duels because they are painless. Obviously, I don’t know what pain is because I thought a duel was a standoff between pistol-swinging cowboys from the era most often associated with the 1850s Gold Rush. In SAT terms, a duel is to pain as Kendrick Lamar as to naptime.
You don't know what pain is
Challenge, as used in this context, is synonymous with duel. Now, this “genius” wants us to believe he likes duels because they are painless. Obviously, I don’t know what pain is because I thought a duel was a standoff between pistol-swinging cowboys from the era most often associated with the 1850s Gold Rush. In SAT terms, a duel is to pain as Kendrick Lamar as to naptime.
How can I paint this picture
When the color blind is hanging with ya
First, you can paint a picture with a paintbrush. Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer. Second, being color blind does not necessarily mean you can’t doodle. Picasso, for instance, was thought to have been afflicted with this ailment. Oh Lamar with your broken logic!
When the color blind is hanging with ya
First, you can paint a picture with a paintbrush. Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer. Second, being color blind does not necessarily mean you can’t doodle. Picasso, for instance, was thought to have been afflicted with this ailment. Oh Lamar with your broken logic!
Fell on my face and I woke with a scar
Again, what uninspiring crap is this?
Again, what uninspiring crap is this?
Another mistake living deep in my heart
Guilt trip huh?
Guilt trip huh?
Buried on top of my sleeve in a flick
Okay. You can flick things off of your sleeve, but can you flick a flick? Well, if it’s buried no. Thus, Mr. Kendrick is saying he attempts removing the immovable, which is failing at life. #WellDone
Okay. You can flick things off of your sleeve, but can you flick a flick? Well, if it’s buried no. Thus, Mr. Kendrick is saying he attempts removing the immovable, which is failing at life. #WellDone
Well I am POOPED. If I have to look at any more of these lyrics, I will simply implode. I mean, this guy is soooo lame. He is no Gucci Mane. No Waka Flocka. No 2 Chainz, for sure! And he is definitely missing the power of Bieber.
Anyway, sorry to have bored the masses with this horrible excuse of an artist. To make up, I present a joke:
What do turtles say when they pick up the phone?
Shhheeeellllloooooooooo!! #ComicRelief
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