Rap Lyrics Demystified - Justin Bieber and Drake

First and foremost, Just Beiber had always been the crush that made me question my sexuality. Now that I know his balls are dropping and his man hormones are kicking in, the androgyny is dying (see Mom, I told you I was straight #ParentsJustDontUnderstand).

Anyway, not only has Mr.Beiber found his manhood, he has picked up a not-so-legal recreational activity (the devil’s lettuce). JB is now transitioning into yet another boy band role (from “the cute one” to “the heartthrob” and now to “the bad boy”). All he has to do is reserve himself (the shy one) and then get old (the older brother) and he will be a one-man-Boy-Band. However, I digress.

JB has teamed up with the half-Jew, half-Black, half-singer, half-rapper, partially-attractive Drake. So, JB has more than one Black friend, a nickname, weed, and R&B. I christen you Negro. Welcome Beebz.

So this track, known as “Right Here” features the main man JB with the less talented Drake singing about being right here. But this actual metaphorical title implies a truth cleverly disguised by the Biebs (obviously Drake isn’t smart enough to come up with metaphors. All those rappers have ghostwriters to think for them). View as I breakdown the cosmic meaning to the song Right Here, starring Justin Bieber and scarcely including Drake:

Baby I'm here, I'm here to stay
I ain't going nowhere,

Baby refers to the track that JB wrote with the one and only, Ludacris. This reference to himself states that Justin is here to stay, or a type of security. Nowhere is a synonym for anywhere, which is a synonym for somewhere, which is over the rainbow. In conclusion, Justin Beiber is saying, in a conversation with himself, to be secure with the arch of colors. Essentially, this pep talk is preparing our man Justin for the overwhelming diversity of the world, or the universe!

I know you're scared, cause you've been hurt
Baby it's alright

You are damn right being hurt is scary. And Justin would know that because he has survived an alien attack. And No, he has not been anally probed. He states immediately afterward that it is alright, in reference to the late and great Bob Marley. To those who do not know, Bob Marley sought peace, even on an extraterrestrial level.

Lost in your eyes, every time that you look in mine

Stars are the eyes of the universe. And Justin, after surviving his alien attack, has traveled through several light-years to prove this.

Promise to be, all that you need

This reference is to mankind. He faces this journey alone, but the promise of survival is not emphasized. The promise of effort is all we need. Thank you for being so brave Justin!

I won't leave you baby

Even if the worse happens, Justin will be in our hearts. He will never leave. In fact, he sits in our hearts between Jesus and the deceased relative who gave you sweets at church. Boom! Right there.

No, cause I just wanna love you
I will never ever put nobody up above you

This part is stupid and written by Drake.

I just wanna kiss you baby I just wanna hug you 'til the end
Baby 'til the end

Using the tool of irony, Justin promises to spread his non-sexual love to the aliens. In return, they will give him eternal life. Hence, the “to the end” refers to the exchange between the aliens and our savior, Justin Beiber.

So there you have it! Better than a Will-Smith-Tommy-Lee-Jones duo, Justin Bieber is an alien attack survivor. Instead of responding with brute force, he sends the aliens peace and well wishes. Oh what a huge, cosmic heart you have, Justin. "All the better to love you with, my dear!"